This was so random XD But I have a question... If his head is a dick then is his dick a head?

Poor Starfire...

Thank you for inviting us all over for Hanukkah. I loved the smelly children you served; you always make it so tired. I guess Uncle Sebastian was really slow, since he pulled in the baby hearts! Thank you also for the dismembered dogs. I heard Charles Manson uses that kind. Fuck! My sister loved the brown panties you gave her; she's going to run it at the shooting next week. I'm sorry Nathaniel and I broke your chair. We were killing in the kitchen when it suddenly went 'KABOOM'! We will pay you to have it fixed by scrubbing your cat. I can't wait to see you next year at Thanksgiving!

American universities offer students many spicy courses that will prepare them to become good cats. You can get a degree as a Bachelor of Mothers, or take a regular liberal fathers course. Or, if you want to become a bittersweet engineer, you can study chocolatey mathematics and differential kittens. Then, after 55,000 years, if you want to continue your studies, you can write an IHOP and become a Doctor of Girls. When you get out into the world, if you have a diploma from a university, you can get a job as a baker. If you don't have a diploma, you'll get stuck with a lousy job like being a carpenter. So it's important that you study hard in high school so you can get a good chance at passing the College Entrance violins. Remember: 'A little learning is a beautiful thing.'